BEST NEWS EVER

NHL IS BACK IN BRAZIL!

Shinobiphobia

"Fear of Ninjas"

And my left wisdom teeth are also gone. I hope nothing will hurt when i go see TWISTED MOTHERFUCKIN SISTER again

Dutch National Soccer Team's suckitude infects their country in racing, too

Shortly before the 2006 FIFA World Cup, Racing For Holland liveried their cars for the 2006 24 Hours of Le Mans in the motif of a soccer ball, having received support from Dutch soccer legend Johan Cruijff. The move was also intended to show their support for the Dutch team.


 They finished 37th out of 50 cars.

Removed my wisdom teeth (right side only)

One full week away from work (i had a little swelling, and it really hurts). Friday i'm going to the dentist to remove the stitches. I'm not eating very well.


And FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU, Gran Turismo 5 is delayed 'till HOLIDAYS!

IT IS WRITTEN PAPARIZOU, YOU #$%$@#$##@

First, i saw this. Then, i felt like this

Here comes LOBEI

Facing the almighty Godpowerful mushihimesamic Barcelona B tomorrow

Best cartoon quote of 21th century

Farewell, Total Drama Island. I loved, I lost, and I saw boobies. What more could a man ask for?

Harold Norbert Cheever Doris McGrady V

GOD retired

Unfortunately, we'll never see GEORGES LARAQUE again in ice.

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

Now i'll have to endure this fucking idiot and coward Brazilian press giving up their asses towards the Spaniards.

When Greece scored 8 goals in 6 games to win EURO 2004, they was (and still are) called as an abort, football-regression team.

Spain scores 8 in 7 and now they're the football version of the Mushihimesama final boss? Please, someone nuke all the Brazilian journazis.

GO NETHERLANDS

KILL THE FARCE! For great justice

My PS2 already have a retirement date

November 2. The simply best gmae ever made by human and sobrenatural hands, Gran Turismo 5 (suck it, Gaylo fanboys), will be released. And probably officially in Brazil too!


I'll reserve my COLLECTORS Edition, because this game were delayed for FOUR years and now i can't lose this. I'm already reserving my Driving Force GT, my 42'' HD TV and my 250GB PS3 (i'll need all of this space, although my brother thinks i'll not)

Holy Fuck!

I'm watching the pregame of Brazil-Ivory Coast, and the dis-commentator is underrating the Ivorians and saying lots of random idioticies. Holy fuck, why we can't have a decent sports transmission like in USA?

Ill

I've suffered from a diarrhea attack last night. I couldn't work, so i was called inapt today. Day at home. I feel bad, weak, drowsy.

Adam Lind receives ANTE GEIA

Lind received his golden sombrero yesterday, and he's batting near .200. He received the boot from my fantasy team. I've picked Austin Jackson, and i hope he tear off the ball like he's doin' now.

Iraklis relegated to D Ethniki

Looks like EPO relegated Iraklis because of debts. Sad to see a great club going down

MAH BOI

I found the Link: Faces of Evil sounds in German. Now i need all sounds in English, and the hardest of all: the intro music without any voices.

I got Habs cards

Hoooooooooo yeah! Finally i got my Montreal Canadiens cards i've requested loooooong ago.


2 from Bergeron
1 from Subban
1 from Price, which will be donated to voodoo

1 team photo
1 Habs logo sticker

DIO died from cancer :(

I still can't believe. He'll always be remembered. Now Ronnie James Dio is kicking ass in heaven

SQUADALA!

FUCK YOU BALTIMORE

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The Packers chose Bryan Bulaga (OT, Iowa) in the 1st round of the Draft

NFL.com analysis:

Bulaga is a good, not a great, talent as a left tackle. Like most Iowa linemen he will come into the league with a good understanding of the game as well as the position he plays. He understands angles and blocking schemes and is quick to recognize and adjust to games up front. He is quick to set the edge and knows how to get a good fit with his hands but will struggle when speed rushers transfer that speed into power. He can be inconsistent with his footwork and is not an elite athlete for the position but there is enough there to make an eventual starter at left tackle.

Strengths

Bulaga has great size and speed for the tackle position. Displays initial quickness getting back into his pass protection set and off the ball in the running game. Plays with sound technique. Is a cerebral player. Bulaga’s really competitive, plays until the whistle and will really finish his blocks. Productive in college.

Weaknesses

There are questions about his lower body strength to hold up at the point of attack and drive defenders backwards. Bulaga can be inconsistent with his footwork when asked to deal with speed rushers or move laterally. Is not a great knee bender

 

 

 

Oh, and the Broncos picked Tim Tebow in the first round. LOL. They hope the game stays the same as college, like the uniform colors he'll wear.

20 Karagounis

This is soccer in Brazil. 20 divers.

SHANOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why does the Orioles pitchers have to suck?? (Guthrie, you're not even a fifth spot in Red Sox's triple-A team!)


It sucks to have the best arm of your team in the outfield :(

The girl i love (and she knows of this) send me this

veeery happy birthday, wish you love, joy, health and everything you've dreamt :) beijos ;)

Does this means anything special?

Answer to Arsene Wenger

So you said "Messi is a player from Playstation".


And Angelos Charisteas is a player from the Philips CD-i. But he can't give you credit. Come back when your team... MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM... win the UEFA Champions League

So my brother is using the computer everyday till 9pm

And this means i can't talk with her, unless during the weekends :(

Physiotherapy has ended

And my finger is excellent! I can't feel pain anymore, but i still have to do the "baseball glove test" (if i make some movements with a glove, and it still hurts, i head back to therapy). I just wonder why some knuckles in my left hand are flatter than the ones of my right hand.

WTF, Google?

Some programs like "Google Installer", "Google Desktop", "Google Crash Hand" and others keep fucking my computer speed. I'll delete it, but first, i have to see if my brother use some of these.

Sony Greece, what you did to your flagship singer???

Yes, "this" is probably going to be the cover of Helena's next album.

My friends thoughts:

1. Looks like cover for a porn dvd. (Tina)
2. it's too photoshoped !! LoL She look like a Barbie (found in Moldie's status)

My thoughts:

1. Did Elena looked at this yet? The guy (he hates her to do "this"??) who made this photoshopping made her look like a hourglass.
2. Her hair. Looks like she's wearing an eyepatch. Where they took the inspiration for this?
3. Oops, i think i've found their inspiration:

Local media talking about Brazil's chances of winning the World Cup

A little more hockey, why not?

Watching Canada-Germany, totally free, with Portuguese commentary (and they even mentioned me and my hockey-fan friends!). Totally excellent.

This post contains WIN

Richter: Die, monster! You don't belong in this world!
Dracula: It was not by my hand that I am once again given flesh!
Dracula: I was called here by HUMANS, who wished to pay ME tribute!
Richter: "Tribute"?! You steal men's souls, and make them your slaves!
Dracula: Perhaps the same could be said of all religions.
Richter: Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you.
Dracula: WHAT IS A MAN?!? *goblet toss* A miserable little pile of secrets!
Dracula: But enough talk—have at you!!

LOBEI

But the worse i've ever heard was a guy who only called Blanka LOBEI... i asked why... he explained me showing why... when the plane goes to Brazil and the narrator says "Brazil" he said: "Are you seeing? the guy spoke LOBEEEI..." And justified saying Blanka is a werewolf (lobisomem), and that wolf (lobo) were LOBEI in English. 

FINALLY

My plaster days are over, although i can't move well my left hand, and it FUCKING STINKS! Although i'll have to do physiotherapy during all next week

Holy crap!

Facebook changed again, for worse, as usual

15 days in home

Time to play some Action 52 and finish Cheetahmen

Injured

Looks like i have an injury in my left hand. I pratically can't move my little finger. It seems i'll have to see the doctor.

Bad, awful, horrible

Today i had to fake a girlfriend to avoid rumours i was dating a married woman, these things sucks

War on LOSER

Tomorrow i'll start my war on LOSER. Brazil MUST turn into a Rigist government.

I think starting a political party would be a nice start. Then, banning of HaLOSER. Then, i would change the national "order and progress" to YOU'RE WINNER !

HTF?

I only tested my cellphone to see if i've received new calls, and my keyboard was working, all of a sudden.

How the fuck this happened?

And i've discovered a pearl: www.placasrojas.ar. My friends from Argentina will have deliriums with this.